For those interested in commissioning a piece, there's an easy form at the bottom of this page.
Commission a piece:
Prices can be anywhere from $100 to $10,000, depending on the particulars of that piece. To simplify matters, please tell me anything you can about the piece that you'd like to commission.
As I do not recognize the legitimacy of certain laws regarding what they call, "intellectual property," I will enforce no copyright claims over anything that I publish on this site, email, or social media.